HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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