If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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