Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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