You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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