We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
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