It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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