lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Never underestimate the power of titties
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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