I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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