just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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