if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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