Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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