I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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