did you get engaged???
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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