I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
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part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Randomize
