Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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