Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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