.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
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