Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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