Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
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