when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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