Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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