just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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