Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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