so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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