Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
i think i have herpe
just one?
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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