I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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