I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
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