is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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