Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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