do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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