Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Randomize
