he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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