i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
He passed out mid-signature
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Randomize
