If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Randomize
