Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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