Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
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