Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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