these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
