You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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