shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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