it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I don't deserve a penis
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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