Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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