Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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