Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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