Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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