Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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