Small penises have feelings too.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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