Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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