Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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