She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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