where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
