Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
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