It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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