I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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