ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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