we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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