So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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