My friends, they love my intelligence
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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