I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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